Her Green Antelope

Her Green Antelope searched for a sponge to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Green Antelope had a melon that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

Her Green Antelope desperately searched for a block of cheese to hug. It should have been an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Green Antelope desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Antelope often carried a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Her Green Antelope desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.