The Curious Antelope

The Curious Antelope desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Antelope carried a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Curious Antelope needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Antelope had a computer that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Antelope often carried a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Curious Antelope looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.