Their Ugly Antelope

Their Ugly Antelope desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would share. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Antelope desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Antelope looked for a hat that they would play with. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Antelope always kept a teapot that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Their Ugly Antelope desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Their Ugly Antelope desperately needed a helmet to smash. It would have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.