The Angry Antelope

The Angry Antelope desperately desired a bottle of beer to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Antelope owned a spade to smash. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Angry Antelope carried a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Angry Antelope desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Angry Antelope desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

The Angry Antelope desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would break. It would be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item selected.