Their Scary Antelope

Their Scary Antelope often carried a hat that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Antelope looked for a spade that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Their Scary Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Antelope always carried a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

Their Scary Antelope needed a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a curious idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Their Scary Antelope found a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.