The Fucking Antelope

The Fucking Antelope always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Antelope searched for a pint of cider to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Antelope desperately needed a bag of poop that they would break. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Antelope needed a pen that they would break. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Antelope desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.