His Beautiful Antelope

His Beautiful Antelope desired a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Antelope craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Antelope wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Antelope often carried a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Antelope found a block of cheese to hug. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

His Beautiful Antelope had a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.