The Troubled Antelope

The Troubled Antelope often carried a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Antelope always had with them a cup that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Antelope carried a pen to put on his head. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Antelope looked for a magic 8 ball to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.