Their Beautiful Antelope

Their Beautiful Antelope desperately desired a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Antelope desired a pint of cider that they would often throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Antelope desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Antelope found a tomato that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is fun. A tomato being the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Antelope desperately searched for a condom to drop. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Antelope found a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.