A Gentle Antelope

A Gentle Antelope desperately wanted a cup that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Gentle Antelope wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Antelope desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Antelope always kept a condom that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Antelope desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Gentle Antelope desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to play with. This seems a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.