His Boring Antelope

His Boring Antelope needed a painting of a melon that they would eat. One might say this is a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Boring Antelope always carried a rubber johnny that they would drop. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Antelope always carried a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was simply life. A vibrator is the item to choose.

His Boring Antelope desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Antelope often carried a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Antelope carried a melon that they liked to sleep with. It was a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.