A Special Antelope

A Special Antelope always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

A Special Antelope carried a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

A Special Antelope desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Special Antelope always carried a mug that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Special Antelope owned a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Special Antelope desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.