The Boring Antelope

The Boring Antelope desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Antelope desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Antelope looked for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. It is a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

The Boring Antelope wanted a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Boring Antelope needed a stapler to put up their bum. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Antelope found a helmet that they liked to eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.