The Grumpy Antelope

The Grumpy Antelope desperately wanted a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Antelope desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Antelope always had with them a mug to throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately searched for a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Antelope desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.