My Red Antelope

My Red Antelope desperately desired a cup that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

My Red Antelope wanted a bat to annihilate One might say this is a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Red Antelope desired a mug to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug of all things.

My Red Antelope needed a condom to sleep with. It would be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

My Red Antelope owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Red Antelope desperately desired a computer that they would often hug. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.