The Ugly Antelope

The Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Antelope looked for a bat to experiment on. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A bat being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Antelope owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Antelope had a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Antelope had a little monkey that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Antelope desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.