My Famous Antelope

My Famous Antelope searched for a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

My Famous Antelope found a stretchman that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was wonderous. A stretchman is the item to choose.

My Famous Antelope desired a stapler that they would put on his head. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Antelope desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It is an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Famous Antelope craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

My Famous Antelope desperately needed a ball that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing that was chosen.