My Determined Antelope

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My Determined Antelope desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

My Determined Antelope had a set square that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

My Determined Antelope often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

My Determined Antelope always kept a sword that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Determined Antelope desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Determined Antelope always had with them a bottle of beer to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.