Her Horny Antelope

Her Horny Antelope desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Antelope always kept a toilet brush that they liked to drop. It would have been a new activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Antelope desperately searched for a hat to experiment on. It should have been a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Her Horny Antelope desperately craved for a lava lamp to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Her Horny Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Her Horny Antelope desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.