My Fucking Antelope

My Fucking Antelope always kept a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Fucking Antelope desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It should have been an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Antelope searched for a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Antelope searched for a block of cheese that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Antelope searched for a set square that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Antelope always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.