Funny Antelope

Funny Antelope wanted a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Funny Antelope wanted a bag of poop that they would often smash. This seems a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Funny Antelope often carried a ball that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Funny Antelope desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. It was a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Funny Antelope desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Funny Antelope always had with them a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.