His Adorable Antelope

His Adorable Antelope desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A set of lego was the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Antelope had a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Adorable Antelope always carried a teapot that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Antelope desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. It was an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Adorable Antelope owned a can of Tango to worship. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Antelope desperately needed a toilet brush to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.