The Big Antelope

The Big Antelope always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It should have been a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Big Antelope looked for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Big Antelope often carried a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Antelope carried a ball to play with. This could be considered a different action, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Big Antelope had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Big Antelope desperately desired a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.