The Nervous Antelope

The Nervous Antelope always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Antelope always kept a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Antelope found a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

The Nervous Antelope often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Antelope desperately needed a crown that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Antelope desperately desired a can of coke to sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.