The Bum Loving Antelope

The Bum Loving Antelope owned a hat to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope always carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Antelope needed a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It might be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Antelope searched for a melon that they would often share. This might appear to be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.