The Stupid Antelope

The Stupid Antelope searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Antelope owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Antelope desperately needed a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Stupid Antelope owned a crown that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Antelope always carried a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Antelope desperately looked for a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.