His Jolly Antelope

His Jolly Antelope wanted a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

His Jolly Antelope desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Jolly Antelope always carried a sponge that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

His Jolly Antelope desired a pint of beer that they liked to share. It might have been a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Antelope desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

His Jolly Antelope searched for a lava lamp that they would break. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.