His Stupid Antelope

His Stupid Antelope desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Stupid Antelope owned a crown to embrace. It should have been a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

His Stupid Antelope desperately looked for a teapot that they would drop. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be amazing. A teapot is the thing to select.

His Stupid Antelope desperately needed a ball to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A ball being the thing opted for.

His Stupid Antelope desperately needed a dildo that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A dildo was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.