My Green Antelope

My Green Antelope searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

My Green Antelope wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Antelope wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

My Green Antelope searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

My Green Antelope looked for a bottle of coke to sit and look at. It should be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Antelope always carried a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.