A Lonely Antelope

A Lonely Antelope had a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Antelope always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Antelope had a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

A Lonely Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Lonely Antelope craved for a mug that they liked to break. It is a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Antelope wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.