The Purple Antelope

The Purple Antelope owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Purple Antelope desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Antelope always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It would be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Purple Antelope desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Antelope found a pen to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen of all things.

The Purple Antelope desperately wanted a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.