My Scary Antelope

My Scary Antelope looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Antelope desperately searched for a condom to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original thought, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Scary Antelope looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

My Scary Antelope desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Scary Antelope desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Scary Antelope desired a pint of cider to sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be awesome. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.