The Crypting Antelope

The Crypting Antelope looked for a radiator that they would eat. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Antelope always kept a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Crypting Antelope wanted a custard pie that they would often break. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Antelope desired a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Crypting Antelope always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Crypting Antelope desperately desired a cucumber to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.