A Horny Antelope

A Horny Antelope desperately desired a CD player to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Horny Antelope often carried a pencil sharpener that they would drop. It is a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

A Horny Antelope desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Antelope always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Antelope desperately looked for a crown to drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Antelope craved for a sack of potatoes to experiment on. It might have been an odd activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.