The Dodgy Antelope

The Dodgy Antelope owned a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Antelope owned a mug that they would put on his head. It was a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Antelope desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Antelope carried a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Antelope desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.