A Foolish Antelope

A Foolish Antelope always had with them a big sponge to smash. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it

A Foolish Antelope desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Antelope desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a wig of all things.

A Foolish Antelope carried a block of cheese to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope had a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Antelope had a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.