A Purple Antelope

A Purple Antelope carried a cup to sleep with. It would be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Antelope looked for a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Purple Antelope desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Purple Antelope carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Purple Antelope desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would play with. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Antelope owned a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.