A Chinese Antelope

A Chinese Antelope desperately needed a dildo that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Antelope carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Antelope carried a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Antelope craved for a melon that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Antelope desperately needed a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was exciting. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Antelope owned a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it