My Red Antelope

My Red Antelope carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Red Antelope had a radiator that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Red Antelope carried a sword that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.

My Red Antelope always kept a cucumber that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was exciting. A cucumber was the chosen item.

My Red Antelope found a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a crown was the item that was selected.

My Red Antelope needed a set square that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.