Her Stupid Antelope

Her Stupid Antelope always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Antelope wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Antelope desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Antelope desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

Her Stupid Antelope desired a set of lego that they would play with. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was entertaining. A set of lego is the thing to select.

Her Stupid Antelope desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.