Their Dodgy Antelope

Their Dodgy Antelope desperately needed a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A ball is the item to opt for.

Their Dodgy Antelope desperately desired a lava lamp that they would drop. It might have been an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Antelope had a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Antelope always carried a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Their Dodgy Antelope desired a rubber johnny that they would throw. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Their Dodgy Antelope looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.