A Magical Antelope

A Magical Antelope always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to break. It is a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

A Magical Antelope always kept a crown that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Magical Antelope desired a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

A Magical Antelope desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

A Magical Antelope desired a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it

A Magical Antelope desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes play with. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.