His Silly Antelope

His Silly Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Silly Antelope found a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

His Silly Antelope always had with them a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

His Silly Antelope wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Silly Antelope desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Silly Antelope desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.