The Hungry Antelope

The Hungry Antelope often carried a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Antelope always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Antelope desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Antelope owned a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Antelope desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Antelope often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a different action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.