My Retarded Antelope

My Retarded Antelope always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope craved for a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

My Retarded Antelope desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Antelope desperately desired a tomato that they would drop. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

My Retarded Antelope always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.