The Lonely Antelope

The Lonely Antelope often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Antelope searched for a mug that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

The Lonely Antelope always had with them a wig that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.

The Lonely Antelope always carried a can of coke that they would often worship. It should be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Lonely Antelope desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Antelope had a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.