My Beautiful Antelope

My Beautiful Antelope found a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope desperately craved for a wig that they liked to demolish. It was a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Beautiful Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Antelope always had with them a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Antelope craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Antelope carried a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.