A Silly Antelope

A Silly Antelope desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Antelope desired a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Antelope often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Silly Antelope desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Silly Antelope owned a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Silly Antelope carried a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.