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Sorry I'm late for the party, just got off the brain freeze from eating fast the yellow ice. B.t.w., when writing these lines I can see your comment all covered with yellow snow.

Those freeze times can be cruel. Strangely enough, your comment also appears to have been pissed on. I hope this isn't the start of a piss infection.

Oh no! There's nothing pissing me off like piss infections, especially when comes bed time. I need to calm down and go sleep on it.

Alright, sounds good. Except the sleeping on the piss part. I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Good luck!