RE: Shit Happens, Move On-NSFW- Evening Star Art
Looks like a fun fuck to me. I'd def suck on that horn while she grinds on my cock.
Dose tits would def spend a lot of time in my mouth, too. I'd mount that unicorn like a stud and pump her until she neighed herself to passing-out, I guarantee that!
I'd put on some Marvin Gaye and get to work on her pale candy ass. Boy, I bet it tastes sweet too, huh? I'd suck the clit right outta her pussy, then force her to lick it out from my mouth and swallow it.
I'd pull her rainbow-colored hair so hard as I fuck her that she'd be bald by the time I cummed...for the fifth straight time. I'd use her hair to clean up the sticky mess and grant her donkey-ass the privilege of licking up everything that I miss.
I'd def force her to abort dose half-unicorn, half-human hybrid muva-fuckas. Yeah. And I'd fuck her everyday too, and she'd love it. Yeah. She'd beg for my big cock and I'd make her fight for it too.
I'd bring over other unicorn/ human hybrid bitches to my crib and have them suck on my nipples and shit when she's getting home from work, to stir up her jealousy, cuz that's the best kind of sex - the real kinky and dirty kind, ya feel me?
Yeah.
I'd throw a stirrup on her and ride her until the cocaine wears off. I'd stuff her nose with cocaine and force her mouth closed, making her choke on it, then I'd turn it into paste as I fuck her nostrils and shoot my load deep into her sinus. Then I'd slap her ass and let her know who's boss, ya feel me?
Yeah.
Up-voted and followed :)
Looks like @anonymous chose to flag me. Good choice, anonymous!
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Here's the proposition:
You make a post about liking to take cocks in your ass and snorting lines out of dude's butt-cracks and I'll promote that post with $500.00 and then I'll send you another $1,000.00 in Steem or bitcoin after that post has been up for a full 24 hour period (remaining un-edited for the full duration). But the post must first pass through my eyes and get my go-sign (I promise not to be too strict on what I'll accept).
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Pretty distasteful @thedevil. I've read through most of your posts and your type of comments aren't particularly welcome on Steemit. They do not add value to the community and it appears nor do you so far. Sorry if you feel differently.
Value is in the eye of the beholder. I don't really care, though. Soon I'll have millions of dollars worth of Steem Power and people will start treating me a bit differently. Hell, some of em will probably line up to suck my dick, and I'm fine with that.
It's human nature. It's the whole purpose of my existence, actually.
Temptation and greed am I and weak are the sheep that roam this fleshly earth. I'm a wolf and I'm hungry, ya feel me?
In the end, I'm at least transparent and real, as "evil" and "disgusting" as that might be. What can I say, I fuck hot chicks. I enjoy grinding on married women and they seem to enjoy it too. I have a lot of money, too much confidence, and deadly good looks, and I'd be charming if it was necessary, but, quite frankly, I'm bored with that approach. Besides "prince charming" is not really me, anyway. I prefer to be more of douche that gets in ya face and steals ya gurl.